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The LHC works!

After a few false starts and problems, the Large Hadron Collider is finally smashing particles at ridiculously high energies. Once results are analyzed with a bit of science-ing, the researchers may confirm the existence of the Higgs boson. If you’re interested in keeping up with the LHC day by day, its twitter page is perfect for that.

While this is exciting, at least one individual has vehemently opposed any further experiments. Mr. Cole, a man claiming to be a time traveller showed up at the site declaring that he intended to change the course of history and went on to describe the world he was from.

“Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Not only is this too awesome to not be true, but Mr. Cole apparently wore a great deal of tweed and spoke with a British accent. That is proof enough.




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